My biggest Pet Peeve as of late

I hate when old men hit on me.

I actually HATE it so much.

I was reading into it. The one article was making it seem like it would be MY fault. For either looking older/dressing older, dressing with less clothing, etc.

It only happens when I am alone too!

By "old men" I mean men upwards of 50. A few below that. But usually full-on grey haired men.

I really hate it. Maybe I should be "flattered" but no, I really am not. It is creepy and gross.

Its weird that I hate it so much, considering my taste in men tends to be older... in general. Not always. But that older is more like around 40 years old. And its actors. And attractive men. And... not creepy men.

But thats besides my point.

My point is that if you are a man, and it is possible for you to have a daughter ESPECIALLY a granddaughter  my age, and you feel the urge to stare at me, my ass or say "Hey Gorgeous" you may be at risk for a slap or me puking on your face in the future.

I am actually getting so sick and tired and frustrated with it. I honestly want to slap them. But some of the guys are so old I feel they would fucking topple over. Most of them aren't THAT old.

But seriously. They need to leave me alone.

But yes, usually (not always) creepos only hit on me when I am dressed with less clothes on. But thats not an excuse to hit on me. If I was sweaty and wearing no makeup like I am at the gym you wouldn't hit on me!

Oh wait. YES YOU WOULD. Its called morning jogging. Morning running. Oh my god. If you want to see all of the pervs in Belleville go for a run anytime in between 6am-8am.

I wonder if they walk on purpose just to see women, or if they are actually lonely at 7am and decide to go for a lonesome walk.

It's disgusting to me.

For fun, let me share my 3 funniest and or creepiest "old man creepo" stories.

#3 The old man who seemed somewhat innocent sitting in the cafe while I was at work. But then wouldn't stop staring at me. He tried to make awkward conversation with me. Then he pointed out I was left handed (when I told my mom this story she was like OH MY GOD THAT COULD BE A SEX THING hahahah). Then his WIFE came into the cafe, ordered a coffee, sat down and he stopped talking to me. Did I mention he tipped me like $3 for a coffee that costs $1.70?

#2 The guy who asked how old I was, where I went to school, then told me he was 44 and I was too young for him and I shouldn't get into any "trouble". Then he suggested we get into trouble together. Then he tried to continue a somewhat normal conversation with me, then said "I was joking... maybe".

#1 This one was one of the first times ever being creeped by a creepo. I went for a walk early in the morning one day by the waterfront. A little old man (probably about 65-75 yrs old) was walking by with a cane in one hand and a camera in the other. He said "Hi!" I was like "Hi". Then he said "HI GORGEOUS! Smile!" took my picture said "This is a keeper" then walked away.

Usually old men will just stare at me or something. Sometimes the younger ones say "Hey gorgeous" or "Hey beautiful".

I hate to be offensive, but that is only okay if one or more of these are true
a) You are not married and you are attractive
b) You are my age(iish)
c) You are attractive
d) You are my friend

I am getting fed up with this.

Dear old men: Leave me the fuck alone.
Signed: Maybe your Grandson or Son's future wife.