1. Get a gym membership.
I did it :)
2. Get my hair done.
Okay, I didn't. But I am also still deciding what I want, and my hair is very special to me... that sentence is weird... uhh.. so I am not getting it done yet.
3. Lose the 3.5 pounds I gained...
I don't think I have... I would weigh myself but the scale is in my moms room and I just ate a BUNCH of food... I'll weight myself tomorrow morning.
4. Try something completely new.
Uhh. Well. I. Uh. Walked across the city several times, but I've done that a lot. Idk. AHH...
SCHOOL! I freaking love this semester. I don't think I should do my "What I think of each class" which I have done for pretty much all of my semesters since I've had my blog, but I will later this week. But so far I have been oddly more confident around everyone, and I like all of my teachers and classes so far! It was an AWESOME day.
FUCK YEA.
Sorry. I am just hyper. I was soo hyper right before history. I went for a walk with my one friend and OMG I was going to freaking bounce off of the damned walls. I was so jumpy.
But I am happy because my english teacher and room randomly got switched, so now I have the english teacher I wanted AND it isn't down jock hall. My locker is near all of my classes this year.. which is NICEEEEE!
But today was simply excellent.
I am going to talk about Tina Fey for a bit. Okay, not like legit facts like her, but I just want to explain celebrity crap in GENERAL but mostly specifically tina fey.
Okay, so if you somehow do not know that I am freaking obsessed with Tina Fey, you need to get your fucking head out of whatever ass its in.
I love this freaking woman. Why? She is hilarious. She is beautiful. She is beautiful. She is hilarious. She is REAL. She is not some fake celebrity. Her boobs and ass are REAL. She gained weight after her last child and started filming for 30 Rock 1 MONTH later, ANDDDD IN THAT FIRST EPISODE SHE FLASHED THE CAMERA for one of the jokes, you could obviously tell she has gained more weight, and she was PROUD ENOUGH to do that. Plus, its not like the writers told her to do it, because she is the head writer of her show. Having the confidence to do that is something I admire.
I love everything she does, especially 30 Rock. That type of comedy is just prime for my tastes. So is whitney. Whitney and 30 rock are probably my favourite types of TV comedy. I do like Parks and Rec, the office, modern family, the big bang theory, but whitney and 30 rock are the funniest shows.
Tina fey is simply amazing though. She is SMART. She is not a stupid celebrity. She used to write for SNL, she writes for her show now, SHE FUCKING WROTE MEAN GIRLS... well, mean girls is based on a book and she adapted that book and added in ALL OF YOUR FAVOURITE QUOTES from the movie.
She is smart, hilarious and beautiful. And real. All things that I admire. AND CONFIDENT!
I can't tell you how many times she has flashed her bra or worn something completely inappropriate for her age and ROCKED IT. She is 41, fyi. But to have the confidence to do that, is fucking amazing.
I know I have had other "celebrity obsessions" before, IE: Dylan and Cole Sprouse, Demi Lovato, etc. I have so many. But I'd have to say Dylan, Demi and Tina are my 3 biggest celebrity "obsessions" I have ever had.
I wish I was as funny as Tina Fey. I don't remember when I started liking her. For some reason I want to say may... I think its because when I first started liking her was around her birthday... because I remember thinking around May 18th that it was her birthday. So I have liked her for almost a year. Its just quite recently I just became more obsessed.
In all honesty, the seasons of 30 rock I own are literally within arms reach right now.
I frequently can be quoted saying "I'd go gay for fey." but the truth is, I really wouldn't. Well, no. I wouldn't take my pants off with her. Just put it that way. I am straight. I just have a "girl crush" on her because of her absolute fucking awesomeness.
Plus she is a mother of 2, to add onto her busy schedule! :)
Life Advice: Who cares if you are single? ROCK IT CHICKITA.
Photos of Tina Fey that I really like (Just because she is fucking sexy and hilarious).. well they are most of my favourites. They are just the ones I have on my computer. Only 7... I think.
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