Friday, January 11, 2013

More Questionnaires. Bored as FUUUDGEILIOCUS MUHAHAAI M HYPER. DUDE LETS DO SOME SEX

1. Are looks important in a relationship? Yes.
2. Are relationships ever worth it? Yes.
3. Are you a virgin? ...
4. Are you in a relationship? Nope.
5. Are you in love? Yep
6. Are you single this year? Hope not for long.
7. Can you commit to one person? Sure
8. Describe your crush: Tall, nice, scary eyes.
9. Describe your perfect mate: Perfect. Jk. I have no freaking clue.
10. Do you believe in love at first sight? No.
11. Do you ever want to get married? Sure
12. Do you forgive betrayal? Yea
13. Do you get jealous easily? Sometimes
14. Do you have a crush on anyone? Yes.
15. Do you have any piercings? Yes
16. Do you have any tattoos? No
17. Do you like kissing in public? Sure.
20. Do you shower every day? Yes
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? Honestly, yes.
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Hope so...
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? Probably.
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? I doubt it
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? Yes.
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? Yes.
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you? Nope.
28. Have you ever been cheated on? No
29. Have you ever cheated on someone? No.
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?  No.
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?  Yes.
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? Yes. It sucks.
33. Have you ever had sex with a man? ...
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman? ...
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?  Yes
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? No
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? No
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?  Yes
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? Yes...
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? Nope
41. Have you had sex so far this year? No.
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? Not very.
43. How long was your longest relationship? Ha.
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? Haha.
45. How many people did you kiss in 2011? ...
46. How many times did you have sex last year? fuck off invasive questions.
47. How old are you?  17
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? Let's just be friends with benefits.
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? Stfu
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? Yes?
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?  Yes
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why? Nope.
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? Don't think so.
54. Is there someone you will never forget?  Yes
55. Share a relationship story. One time I called pizza pizza and was like "let's fuck" and we did.
Just kidding.
56. State 8 facts about your body 1. Pale 2. I have a bruise on my right arm 3. My 2nd toe is longer than my big toe 4. I have a scar on my hand 5. I have callouses on my hands 6. I have scars on the back of my heels from a pair of shoes I had. 7.
57. Things you want to say to an ex. I don't really have an ex.
58. What are five ways to win your heart? Give me flowers. Jk. Uhm. Support me, hug me, kiss me, be there for me, be funny.
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)  LAZY.
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? uhhhhh. :) Let's NOT go there.
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone? Eyes, height, hair.
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? STRIPTEASE. Jk. I don't even know.
63. What is your definition of “having sex”? Genital to genital.
64. What is your definition of cheating? Genital to genital.
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine? Genital to genital. HAHA I'm so hilarious.
66. What is your favourite roleplay? Uh. Let's NOT go there.
67. What is your idea of the perfect date? Watch movies and TV. I don't even want to leave my house lol.
68. What is your sexual orientation? Straight I suppose :P.
69. What turns you off? Mustaches. There. I said it.
70. What turns you on? Height, muscles, tattoos, nice eyes. Ass.
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream? LEAVE.
72. What words do you like to hear during sex? "We need to pick up bread from the store"
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? Literally come kidnap me right now.
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? Attractive...
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? Told me they want to hold me forever.
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? Written someone a letter.
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? Fuck it. I don't care if you are 2 and 99. Okay then I may have an issue.
78. What’s your dirtiest secret? Like I'm going to motherfucking post that here.
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why? 3 weeks ago. I thought someone I knew once dated this guy I liked.
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? Never.
81. Who are five people you find attractive? Ed Helms, John Krasinski, Joel McHale, Random guy at the gym, myself.
82. Who is the last person you hugged? My mom? Probably.
83. Who was your first kiss with? Let's not talk about that because I'm ashamed of it.
84. Why did your last relationship fail? Who the fuck knows.
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? No.

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