Weird shit most people don't know about me:
1) If I have a husband/boyfriend, I will allow them to cheat on me, as long as they let me cheat on them. As long as no STDs happen.
2) I am obsessed with coffee mugs and water bottles.
3) I am obsessed with blankets. If you ever need to buy me a gift, get me a blanket, a watter bottle/portable coffee mug, and a winners gift card. I will love you forever.
4) I actually don't understand the appeal to wax one's entire body. I understand legs and armpits. I used to shave my arms, but then I stopped. I just don't get why body hair is gross. People just think it is.
5) Unless you have seen my feet, you probably don't know that my 2nd toe is longer than my big toe.
6) One time as a kid, I purposely tried to become evil, inspired by a McDonalds toy. It was from some movie, and the McDonalds toy I got was the evil character. So I believed it was destiny and for the next few days, I believed I was evil. I would be evil by doing things like saying "no" when my parents asked me to do things, and pulling their hair.
7) I don't understand why when people divorce after any length of marriage they call it a waste. It is not a waste, those years of your life are still equally relevant to the rest of your life. Even though in ended in disaster, it doesn't make it any less relevant or wasteful. Its a learning experience. Think of war: It is "tragic" yet, it has shaped our society the way it is today.
8) I don't plan on divorcing. If I want to separate, I'll probably just leave. I won't even deal with any of the law crap. I'll just leave, he can file for divorce. If there are kids, I will fight to have them, but I won't fight too hard.
9) If I got pregnant this very instant I would be very happy about it.
10) I have always been obsessed with what my favourite colour is. I think its been like that since I was very small. I always thought that your favourite colour would define who you are. I don't know why. Before every new school year, I would choose a new favourite colour to define me. Once, before grade 5, I had EVERYTHING planned out immensely. Blue would be my favourite colour.
In other news, I am not like this now, and my favourite colours are navy blue and maroon.
1) If I have a husband/boyfriend, I will allow them to cheat on me, as long as they let me cheat on them. As long as no STDs happen.
2) I am obsessed with coffee mugs and water bottles.
3) I am obsessed with blankets. If you ever need to buy me a gift, get me a blanket, a watter bottle/portable coffee mug, and a winners gift card. I will love you forever.
4) I actually don't understand the appeal to wax one's entire body. I understand legs and armpits. I used to shave my arms, but then I stopped. I just don't get why body hair is gross. People just think it is.
5) Unless you have seen my feet, you probably don't know that my 2nd toe is longer than my big toe.
6) One time as a kid, I purposely tried to become evil, inspired by a McDonalds toy. It was from some movie, and the McDonalds toy I got was the evil character. So I believed it was destiny and for the next few days, I believed I was evil. I would be evil by doing things like saying "no" when my parents asked me to do things, and pulling their hair.
7) I don't understand why when people divorce after any length of marriage they call it a waste. It is not a waste, those years of your life are still equally relevant to the rest of your life. Even though in ended in disaster, it doesn't make it any less relevant or wasteful. Its a learning experience. Think of war: It is "tragic" yet, it has shaped our society the way it is today.
8) I don't plan on divorcing. If I want to separate, I'll probably just leave. I won't even deal with any of the law crap. I'll just leave, he can file for divorce. If there are kids, I will fight to have them, but I won't fight too hard.
9) If I got pregnant this very instant I would be very happy about it.
10) I have always been obsessed with what my favourite colour is. I think its been like that since I was very small. I always thought that your favourite colour would define who you are. I don't know why. Before every new school year, I would choose a new favourite colour to define me. Once, before grade 5, I had EVERYTHING planned out immensely. Blue would be my favourite colour.
In other news, I am not like this now, and my favourite colours are navy blue and maroon.
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