Fucking Teenagers

So. Hey.

 Thought I'd talk a bit about age stuff again--- because it matters so much to me.

 That was both sarcasm and not sarcasm.

 I am 16. Somewhat obviously. Most of you know how much I hate ageism towards teenagers. For example, adults believing all teenagers are bad, only teenagers being asked to leave their backpacks at the front of some stores, etc. That stuff bugs me.

 Why? Teenagers shouldn't have to put up with that shit, obviously. But I am not like the stereotype of teenagers. I am not a teenager at heart at all.

 Sure, I goof around with friends and such. But that doesn't make me a "teenager". Have you EVER seen a group of 40 year old men chase eachother? I have. So I guess they are teenagers too.

 Teenagers to me are actually really dumb--- but just the ones that fall into classic stereotypes of teenagers. People are always saying how much it sucks to grow up. Uhm. Yes. Grow up from a CHILD, yes. But I am sorry that I hate dumbasses who are all like "LEEEETTSS GOOO DRANNKKK!!" and that are just like.. oh my god... lets go parttyiiiing.


 If you choose to conform to teenager norms, sure. I don't think I ever will. I am not a "teenager". I try to act older then what I really am, and have a body younger then who I really am.

I try to be healthy, I want to live for a long time. I want to be older and graduating university now. I would be 27 right now if I knew that those 11 years of my life I skipped would just be, being 27 for 11 years. Why not? Fuck.

 Then there are the people who just say I dress weird. I don't ALWAYS dress older then me. But yes, I do like somethings that "teachers wear". Freaking take me to court and arrest me goddamit.

 And no, I am not trying to claim I am the most mature human on earth. I am not. I still have fun. Shame on you for thinking that only teenagers can have fun...

 I just remember in my Family Studies class, we were talking about things that make you an "adult" like, factors and such. We were making a list. A lot were like "Car, family, money, job, house, drinking," etc. As a class we sort of determined the age of being an "adult" is 18. I'm sorry.
 Car? No thanks. I have my licence but I am fine just running and biking everywhere until I have kids. Family? I have a family. I want to HAVE a family now. BUT GUESS WHAT SOCIETY SAYS TO THAT? Yeah, society says fuck you to that, you can't have kids now.
 Money? I have 2 jobs.
Job? I have 2 jobs.
House? Hahah right.
Drinking? Fuck you bastard. Drinking.

 Oh my god. Oh my fucking god. People are such fucking idiots. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU DRINK JUST TO FIT IN YOU FUCKING MORONIC DUMBASSES? I am sorry, but drinking to simply fit in is stupid. "YOLO" Oh, I am sorry. BUT You are an idiot. Sure, alcohol can be fine. If you are not getting drunk as fuck.

 Alcohol. Sure, I'll drink it. But not with other fucking idiotic teenagers who just wanna get wasted to make out with eachother and be socially accepted. I have never had high doses of alcohol. But there is a good chance that:
 A) I could be an alcoholic... but can that even be inherited?
 B) I could be alergic to alcohol. Some of my relatives are. Sure. Sarah, lets get drunk! AND YOU CAN DIE >:D

 Plus, alcohol really isn't that good for you. In moderation it is, but I am sorry, I plan on living to 100, which is already hard enough with 10 years of second hand smoke on my hands and living in the middle of a polluted world.

 Sorry if I offended anyone. But I am just not a teenager. I am 16, but that means nothing. In the past year, over 5 people have thought I was already graduated highschool. In the past few years, I have considered myself NOT a teenager.

 Many may say that this blog post is just a sign of my immaturity and that I am a teenager. As I said, I am not perfect. Nobody is. I have been in the dumbest fights with adults before. One time I had an adult flip shit at me and call me an idiot and ugly. They were a mother of one of my friends. Yeah, so lets all just start stereotyping adults as idiots and drunks now, K?