Dear MacBook Pro,
Please stop being so slow, you frustrate me.
Spending the majority of time on my laptop, waiting for it to load, does not make me happy.
You are barely full of memory, and I go through you extremely often throwing away photos, videos, music, etc., that I do not need anymore. But yet, you still act out and fucking act slow.
I would write more often in my blog and my book if you weren't so goddam slow.
You know, Macbook, when you act so slow, you make me want to throw you across the room. This isn't good for my anger issues.
If you can't keep 3 webpages open without the funny rainbow wheel coming up and making me wait, I think I may have to get a new you. Maybe not right away, but definitely before the fall.
Dear iPod,
I don't understand why the cover photos of my music do not match up to the correct songs. Why is there a random asian man on a lot of my songs? Why do the artworks switch between the songs?
I just don't get it.
Dear TV and DVD player,
I'm sorry I don't use you too often, it's just wait easier to be lying in bed and pop in DVDs into my player on my laptop, rather than getting up and switching it.
Also, your remotes keep getting up and walking away, which makes everything oh so much harder.
I know that when I do watch TV, it's usually in the living room, because the TV is larger.
But we had some good times. I used to watch movies on you all the time from ages 11-14. I watched a lot of TV on you too! But now, I only need you sometimes, for my Wii.
Dear Blackberry,
You started acting the fuck up, and really, you weren't that fun. So I got an iPhone. Suck it.
Dear HTC Legend,
You acted up worse than my Blackberry did! But you were a better phone, than blackberry. You had a good camera, and some fun games. We had good times together. But you were also my most short-lived phone, so I had to say goodbye.
Dear iPhone,
You are my only apple product that is in a completely good working condition. I love your apps, and you are very easy to use.
Although expensive, you were worth every penny.
Please don't break and die.
Please stop being so slow, you frustrate me.
Spending the majority of time on my laptop, waiting for it to load, does not make me happy.
You are barely full of memory, and I go through you extremely often throwing away photos, videos, music, etc., that I do not need anymore. But yet, you still act out and fucking act slow.
I would write more often in my blog and my book if you weren't so goddam slow.
You know, Macbook, when you act so slow, you make me want to throw you across the room. This isn't good for my anger issues.
If you can't keep 3 webpages open without the funny rainbow wheel coming up and making me wait, I think I may have to get a new you. Maybe not right away, but definitely before the fall.
Sincerely,
Sarah
Dear iPod,
I don't understand why the cover photos of my music do not match up to the correct songs. Why is there a random asian man on a lot of my songs? Why do the artworks switch between the songs?
I just don't get it.
Sincerely,
Sarah
Dear TV and DVD player,
I'm sorry I don't use you too often, it's just wait easier to be lying in bed and pop in DVDs into my player on my laptop, rather than getting up and switching it.
Also, your remotes keep getting up and walking away, which makes everything oh so much harder.
I know that when I do watch TV, it's usually in the living room, because the TV is larger.
But we had some good times. I used to watch movies on you all the time from ages 11-14. I watched a lot of TV on you too! But now, I only need you sometimes, for my Wii.
Apologetically,
Sarah
Dear Blackberry,
You started acting the fuck up, and really, you weren't that fun. So I got an iPhone. Suck it.
Goodbye,
Sarah
Dear HTC Legend,
You acted up worse than my Blackberry did! But you were a better phone, than blackberry. You had a good camera, and some fun games. We had good times together. But you were also my most short-lived phone, so I had to say goodbye.
Sorry,
Sarah
Dear iPhone,
You are my only apple product that is in a completely good working condition. I love your apps, and you are very easy to use.
Although expensive, you were worth every penny.
Please don't break and die.
Lovingly,
Sarah
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