Maybe.

I am in a goofy mood. So I will make a funny blog. That makes fun of myself. But its actually funny.

I am going to take the lyrics of "Call me maybe" by Carly Rae Jepson and change them to represent one thing:
How I act when I first discover a guy I like + how I carry out my relationship with him


I threw a book at the wall,
And then I trip and I fall
I looked to you at the mall
and now I'm in your way

11:11 I made a wish,
for a hug and a kiss
"I am going to achieve this",
this is what I say

I stare and hold it, stare down, below your belt line
sexy, damn you are fine
Where you think you're going, baby?

[Chorus]

Hey, I just stalked you,
and this is creepy,
I want your twitter,
to follow you maybe

I found your facebook,
Should I add you? maybe,
I found your number,
I'm evil, baby

Hey, I just stalked you,
and this is creepy,
I want your twitter,
to follow you maybe

And all the other boys,
they find me creepy,
I got your tumblr,
I creeped your lady

[Verse 2]

I took my time on your wall,
I saw your friends say y'all
I find you looking tall,
I creep it all day

I search, and click and look
deep down in your facebook
I know what it took
and now I know you're gay

I stare and hold it, stare down, below your belt line
sexy, damn you are fine
Where you think you're going, baby??

Hey, I just stalked you,
and this is creepy,
I want your twitter,
to follow you maybe

I found your facebook,
Should I add you? maybe,
I found your number,
I'm evil, baby

Hey, I just stalked you,
and this is creepy,
I want your twitter,
to follow you maybe

And all the other boys,
they find me creepy,
I got your tumblr,
I creeped your lady

When you came in my life
I creeped you so bad
I creeped you so bad
I creeped you so so bad

When you came in my life
I creeped you so bad
You shouldn't know that
I creeped you so, so bad

I can't talk, right,
with you baby,
so I'll ignore you,
I am crazy

Hey, I just stalked you,
and this is creepy,
I want your twitter,
to follow you maybe

I found your facebook,
Should I add you? maybe,
I found your number,
I'm evil, baby

When you came in my life
I creeped you so bad
I creeped you so bad
I creeped you so so bad

When you came in my life
I creeped you so bad
You shouldn't know that

I'll talk to you, maybe.





This is actually legit what I do. Except I actually don't creep in real life or find people's numbers. So yeah. I think its funny. I should perform it... because I can TOTALLY sing.