Thursday, September 27, 2012

Living breathing hypocrite.

Ways I am a Hypocrite:

I hate the government.
Yet I plan on going into government.

Lesson learned: To beat em', you must join em'.


I am an atheist, and think that people who believe in a god are very confused individuals.
Yet I accept the possibility that a god/gods might exist.

Lesson learned: I am actually an agnostic.


I hate feminism.
But I agree with gender equality... in general.

Lesson learned: Feminists overreact to every fucking little thing.


I have no moral standards.
Yet I hold society up to their own societal moral standards.

Lesson learned: People are fucking stupid and you can make them do anything if you question their morals.

I HATE affirmative action. I think it should be removed from Canadian Law.
Yet I am a member of my school's GSA (Gay-Straight Alliance). It is somewhat like affirmative action.

Lesson Learned: Whatever.


Ways society/people is/are a hypocrite(s)

We have an extremely large group of christians (and other western religions) that... don't attend church. (Western Religions).
Yet many enjoy meditation, finding life's purpose (outside of christianity) and following quotes of many eastern religions such as taoism (Eastern Religions).

Lesson Learned: People really don't know why they believe in what they believe in.


Happiness is what we should all strive for.
People complain about things that make them unhappy then do nothing about them.

Lesson learned: People apparently do not actually strive for happiness. There is also an eastern religion in there somewhere... but I can't stick my finger on it.


I hate the government. Taxes are stupid. I like money.
You didn't vote. You live here, you have to pay them. If you don't like it, leave.

Lesson Learned: People are lazy.


I want to get healthy... but I can't afford healthy food and/or a gym membership.
Yes, but how much money would you be willing to pay to extend your life by 5 years? Pay that money now for that healthy food, and that might come to you. But I don't guarantee anything.

Lesson Learned: People don't weigh out the pros and cons when they have the ability to.


I could really go on for a while longer. But it is actually taking a bit of effort to think of things.

Lesson Learned: I am lazy.


Overall lesson learned: Everyone is stupid and we should probably just stop being stupid but we are all too lazy to stop being stupid, so instead we are going to live in stupidity for the rest of our lives.


Faith in humanity: Kind of sitting on a teeter totter right now.





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