This blog post will be random points about myself. Most of them will be weird or gross things about me, that makes me an extremely odd human on this earth. So you don't need to tell me I am abnormal, I know it.
I have eaten in the shower before. I don't do it all of the time. But I have when I was really tired and hungry and needed to shower. Obviously this is weird.
I still sleep with the blanket I slept with as a baby. I have a legitimate reason though, it is not really soft or really rough, so I use it as a pillow so it forms to my head. All other pillows annoy me. But I just slept with it up until like age 8/9 then continued at some point when I was like 13 maybe? Because I just wanted to once, then didn't stop. So yeah, I'm pretty much cool.
I used to ride my scooter + bike up and down the driveway in Lyndhurst when I was 6-9ish and would pretend I was on a TV show talking about either being healthy, or how to ride a bike. Sometimes I would pretend it was a segment on "Zoom".
I have had an insane amount of imaginary friends throughout the years. I remember at one point I had a bunch of imaginary animals. So many horses, cats, dogs, birds. It actually affected my social life, not just in my head. I would think on my way to school, that the dogs and horses and birds were running along the bus with me. I would pretend to feed my pet rabbits and dogs with "feeding buttons" I had imagined on the wall. The only name of any of the animals I can remember, is my favourite bird that I had, Rainbow. I used to have regular imaginary friends as well. Once I had one named Jessica, who I didn't like. I decided she would move to Belleville, next door to my grandma (this was when I lived in Lyndhurst). When I moved to Belleville, this storyline remained in my life with my imaginary friends. In my world, I was pissed I had to move me and my besties (Krista, Taryn, Breanne, Alexis, Jenna, Cora, Cara, etc) next door to her, because I hated her so much. (I had imaginary friends up until grade 6/7).
One time when I lived at my Grandmas, she had some paper reinforcers (you know, those white circles that you put around hole-punched pages when they get ripped). Well I had no idea what they were. I convinced myself that they had "popular powers" and that if I performed a ritual in which I took them and stuck them to different parts of my body for 10 seconds before school that it would give me "popularity".
In Grade 8 I sent Dylan Sprouse a letter expressing how good of friends I thought we would be, and inviting him to my Grad. I also sent him a key ring, telling him that it had meaning, and I wore my own keyring on a string around my neck for the majority of 8th grade, thinking that it actually had meaning to him.
One time when I was about 7/8 I was in the living room, watching TV while my mom was in the shower. I started flipping through the channels, and went to the 900s (which were mostly restricted material). I selected one of the channels. It was lesbian porn. I was so confused, I had no idea what it was. My mom walked out of the bathroom into witnessing me watching lesbian porn.
The night I got my braces out I chewed on a toothbrush for about 2 hours because "it felt good".
When I am alone, I talk to animals. Like squirrels and birds and stuff. One time I was by the soccer field by zwicks park. I started talking to a chipmunk. Somebody saw me and awkwardly walked by.
I used to.. practically "worship" some objects of mine, like idols. As a child. I had a Mcdonalds toy of some evil guy from a movie. I began "worshipping" and "talking to it". It "spoke to me" and told me to go attack my dad. I went out into the living room and jumped on my dads shoulders and began pulling his hair. I also worshipped yet another mcdonalds toy. It was Jasmine (From aladdins) necklace. I used to believe it gave me "pretty/sexy powers". I used to hold it up to parts of my body to think that I could fill it with love and then open it and release the powers and get whatever guy I wanted. I also had this other plastic heart necklace with like dogs and stuff on it. It was on a weird green cord and I used to store small things in it. I felt this necklace represented friendship. I would share little candies stored in it with friends. I would put colours that represented friends in it. I would write their names in it.
Thats all for now folks. Hope you found something useful to make fun of me with :)
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